Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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