At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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