do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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