So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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