Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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