i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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