Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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