how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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