ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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