It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
