i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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