I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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