New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.