Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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