I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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