i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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