Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It's blow job season.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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