dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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