Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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