Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Never let your siblings swipe right.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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