I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
