Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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