Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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