Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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