I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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