Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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