Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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