She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
