trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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