i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
4 words: hood of his car
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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