dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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