Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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