From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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