Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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