Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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