i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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