Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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