Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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