chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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