She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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