Walk of Shame. In a state park.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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