Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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