Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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