Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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