Don't you send me to vm
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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