bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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