I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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