How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize