So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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