operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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