I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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