I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
