she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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