...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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