yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where is the hickey?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
