Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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