break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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